Well, I'm currently writing this from a motel in California, about 20 miles out of San Diego. Why, you may ask, am I writing a blog instead of dancing through the streets? Well, I decided my loyal fans deserve an update on my activites. I just went through about a 12 hour car ride with minimal leg room, but now I'm here and I can tell you all about it. The wireless internet in this place is on the ridiculous side of slow, but this computer is also 7 years old. So that may play a part in the experience.
I did have to spend about a week upgrading, updating, and basically getting everything ready to get this computer seaworthy, but I suppose it's worth it. I can sleep well knowing that maybe one person will read my blog entry today and chuckle. (please, tell me you chuckled a little.) My summer vacation has officially began! Well if you're still reading, here's a list of what I wish to accomplish whilst I'm in the big awesome state of California:
1. Not turn gay in San Fransisco
2. Meet up with my long lost girlfriend from Sacramento
3. Remember that I'm not going to be anywhere near Frisco, and not have a mental breakdown over it
4. Prove that Walt Disney is chryogenically frozen and hidden in Pirates of the Carribbean ride in Disneyland
5. Remember that I'm going to be even further from Sacramento than I am from San Fran, and cry for less than 20 minutes
6. Pet a dolphin at SeaWorld
7. Eat a dolphin at SeaWorld and laugh at the faces that the dolphins make at me
8. Bark at random passers-by and see if they cry
9. Uncover a massive conspiracy in the Statewide system of government
10. Singlehandedly reform the system of government successfully
11. Meet up with The Aquabats(!) for a 7 course dinner and 3 course dessert
12. Eat my weight in gold
13. Start a crisis that will be remembered throughout history as "The Californian zeroes crisis of 07", or "007" for short; thus forcing James Bond to renounce his claim on the number
15. Find where 14 wandered off to
16. Make out with a hot beach chick
17. Cry for less that 20 minutes when I realize that beach chicks don't like sensitive men
18. Apply for a post on the USS Enterprise when they dock at Earth's very own Universal Studios (I was really fishing on this one. You know, like space.. Universe.. it makes sense. When you think about it.)
19. Abolish house elf enslavement
20. Enjoy myself on this vacation!
Saturday, October 06, 2007
w00t! Californi party!
Posted by collinhead at 9:35 PM
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I did indeed chuckle. Make sure #20 happens, that's all I have to say.
well so far i'm having fun. thanks for the comment. i'm off to the zoo! have fun in cold cold utah.. :P
I will! I loves the cold muchly. My toes were completely numb this morning (flip-flops + riding a bike + air so cold I can see my breath = numbness of joy). The chill makes me giddy.
i sure did chuckle. thanks for adding to my day.
i'm very jealous of your sunshine and your summer vacation.
i'm very jealous of you're sunshine and your summer vacation.
i did indeed chuckle. thanks for adding to my day.
:) i love the cold, actually. i'm looking forward to the snow. it actually snowed somewhere in utah on our way here, which was interesting.. but today it was 85 degrees in san diego so its a little different. it's nice to extend my summer a little bit, but i definitely wouldn't want to live here year round. its hot. and i love the cold for at least a little while. well have fun, i'm going to take a nap. nap nap nap nap.
i be cold and have no numbness of joy. the only pleasure i get before noon is pretending to be a choo choo
serious? put on a jacket/coat and mittens and brew yourself some hot chocolate and go take a walk. oh and wear a hat. maybe it's not that cold there, i don't really know. but i love that feeling of being toasty but my face is freezing cold. its nice. or sit by a heater for way too long until you're ridiculously hot or like take a too hot shower or something and then go run outside. hopefully if you choose the shower one you put clothes on after. that's also kind of fun. then you can get your numbness of joy. eh? fun? a little??
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