Microsoft has been sold to crows?

i'm Making a difference I suppose

For anyone who uses Windows Live/MSN Messenger, this is an easy no effort way to donate money to some charities. If you add a little *red+u or one of the other codes to the end of your screen name, they donate a portion of the advertising money to a cause every time you have a conversation on MSN. It's not a lot of money, but why not. You don't have to do anything. If you use MSN, you should try this. I think this helps change the world a little more than my last entry, which was just me being high on lack of sleep and caffeine. Thanks for stopping by!

(By the way, if you can't see the image above, you might be using Adblock in Firefox or something similar. I suggest temporarily turning it off to see the image.)

Something Profound

This all started with me sitting alone thinking about what to do. Then it hit me. Change the world. How can I waste all this time I have on my hands by watching junk TV? I decided it is time.

People say that no one person can change the world. They say that since you are small and weak it's not worth it. Just go along your merry way and don't think twice about the world around you. But you can change the world in your own small way.

Go save a puppy from a burning tree. Go plant a tree to replace that burned tree. Go save a kitten from the vicious puppy you saved from the burning tree. The list is endless.

I was walking on the beach through a field of fire crabs, contemplating how I might get out of this now very sticky mess. My very clothes were beginning to catch fire at the ruthless will of these crabs. So I started throwing them into the ocean. Their high pitched scream was unmistakable, and heard for at least a mile in every direction. One by one their flames were extinguished by my noble efforts, killing them in the process. A curious passerby said to me, "You know you can't make a difference, why do you even try?" And I replied, "It made a difference to that one."

Just like the fire crabs, your life can be changed in an instant by one person's small actions. And whether you're the real-life cat being eaten by a metaphorical dog or a fire crab being extinguished slowly just because someone thought it was a good idea, your life is changed by the actions of others. Think about it, wouldn't life be interesting in multiple pieces from the inside of a dog?

You only have one life to live. So help the others around you. If you see someone struggling, throw them in the ocean. Because really, they deserve it. Don't just stand idly by when an evil dog is dying in a burning tree, save the poor animal so it can live on to ruin lives and create chaos. And while you're at it, paint a painting of the whole ordeal and sell it for $1.7 billion. That would definitely change someone's life, I'm thinking.

And just like that, the world had changed. Before I sat down at this computer and ran my fingers along the keyboard, the world was just one psychotic blog short of a happy meal. And now, the wonderful world we live in is finally complete and we can all die happy. If anything I've said has inspired you today, remember to tell a friend. Share the inspiration. If we all help a little, we can all change the world.

The Mysterious Ticking Noise

Snape Snape Severus Snape Snape Snape Severus Snape Dumbledore Dumbledore Snape Snape Severus Snape Ron Ron Ron Weasley Dumbledore Hermione Hermione Harry Potter Harry Potter OOh Harry Potter that's me SNAPE HARRY SNAPE HARRY SNAPE Dumbledore! I'm harry potter! Singin a song all day lonnng at HOGGGGGGWARtZZZZ

.. ron.

Voldermort.

w00t! Californi party!

Well, I'm currently writing this from a motel in California, about 20 miles out of San Diego. Why, you may ask, am I writing a blog instead of dancing through the streets? Well, I decided my loyal fans deserve an update on my activites. I just went through about a 12 hour car ride with minimal leg room, but now I'm here and I can tell you all about it. The wireless internet in this place is on the ridiculous side of slow, but this computer is also 7 years old. So that may play a part in the experience.
I did have to spend about a week upgrading, updating, and basically getting everything ready to get this computer seaworthy, but I suppose it's worth it. I can sleep well knowing that maybe one person will read my blog entry today and chuckle. (please, tell me you chuckled a little.) My summer vacation has officially began! Well if you're still reading, here's a list of what I wish to accomplish whilst I'm in the big awesome state of California:

1. Not turn gay in San Fransisco
2. Meet up with my long lost girlfriend from Sacramento
3. Remember that I'm not going to be anywhere near Frisco, and not have a mental breakdown over it
4. Prove that Walt Disney is chryogenically frozen and hidden in Pirates of the Carribbean ride in Disneyland
5. Remember that I'm going to be even further from Sacramento than I am from San Fran, and cry for less than 20 minutes
6. Pet a dolphin at SeaWorld
7. Eat a dolphin at SeaWorld and laugh at the faces that the dolphins make at me
8. Bark at random passers-by and see if they cry
9. Uncover a massive conspiracy in the Statewide system of government
10. Singlehandedly reform the system of government successfully
11. Meet up with The Aquabats(!) for a 7 course dinner and 3 course dessert
12. Eat my weight in gold
13. Start a crisis that will be remembered throughout history as "The Californian zeroes crisis of 07", or "007" for short; thus forcing James Bond to renounce his claim on the number
15. Find where 14 wandered off to
16. Make out with a hot beach chick
17. Cry for less that 20 minutes when I realize that beach chicks don't like sensitive men
18. Apply for a post on the USS Enterprise when they dock at Earth's very own Universal Studios (I was really fishing on this one. You know, like space.. Universe.. it makes sense. When you think about it.)
19. Abolish house elf enslavement
20. Enjoy myself on this vacation!

The Aquabats on Yo Gabba Gabba

The super music friend show! One of my new favorite bands. They're so.. quirky. I saw them live at the Jamboree at Thanksgiving point last month.. They're super cool. And their music is clean too. If you ever have a chance to see The Aquabats live, i'd definitely suggest it. Oh and another cool little trivia tidbit.. The singer man (MC Bat Commander) is LDS and served a mission in Japan. Cool, huh?
Another video: That bouncing dot on the right is me. If you look closely.