I'm so bored. I think I'm slowly dying. I want to do something exciting. But there's just nothing to do. I wonder if tomorrow will be more exciting.

My 100th Anniversary

Today is a very special day. No it's not my birthday. No, it's not your birthday. It's not actually even anyone's anniversary. That part is just to be dramatic. But today is special nonetheless. As I know you must be dying of anticipation, suspense, or just hemorrhoids, I'll just tell you what today is. Today is the day I will write my 100th blog entry!

I wrote out this whole long cheesy thing about life and beauty and chickens, but I decided it sounded like I was trying too hard to make this blog special. So I just barely deleted like 4 paragraphs. You will never know what it said. Poor you. So instead of something to make you think, I'll just show you this picture I made.

For those of you who haven't played Maelstrom, it's an old mac game that I used to play as a child, that was recently ported to OS X and Windows so I get to relive the glory days once more. Oh, and the reason this is "A bad day for a maelstrom player" is that the comets are worth 500-5000 bonus points each, and the little pink x5 thing is a x5 multiplier that will multiply the bonus points and give you a final score. But this player, however, is dead. So he can't get any of these points. And so, he will not make it on the high score list. Oh, and you should play this game.

http://www.devolution.com/~slouken/Maelstrom/ <-- clicky
A Bad Day For A Maelstrom Player

Once again, the wisdom of Relient K

The truth is excuses are lame
Accept consequence
Accept the blame
We're all sinners
We're all unclean
Well maybe we're born with it
or maybe it's maybelline


Sorry, I get a kick out of it.