Number one:
GOOGLE, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?''
I have been getting this error about every other time I click on something on Blogger today. Ridiculous. Fortunately, it is not a permanent error and I haven't yet lost hope.
Number two:
A tragic story involving me and a piece of what would normally be called "Gum".
As many of you may know, I hate onions. Much many hates go to the onions from my soul. I hate their Body Odor that enters my face and fills my brain, I hate their taste that similarly enters my face and permeates my soul with evil, and I also hate their taste and smell of death that generally lingers for many hours after an encounter with them.
Now today I ate some gum. Harmless, it seemed at the time. Just some normal Fruity gum. In fact, I'll get a picture.
There it is. Trident Splash: Citrus with Blackberry. Anyway, I chewed this gum, naively thinking that it would fill my life with happiness. Boy was I wrong. About five minutes into chewing this gum I could tell that something was wrong. My mouth was no longer filled with a pleasant Blackberry taste. No, this taste was something completely different.
But I kept chewing. And it only got worse.
Not much later, I put my finger on the taste of this gum. This is ONION gum, I thought to myself. And I was not exaggerating. My life is now full of misery and woe, and it's all because of this gum.
The onion taste is still in my mouth. It's inexplicably unmistakable. And it's strong. The gum is now sitting on the top of my gum tower, mocking me.
Don't ever buy this stupid gum. Ever.
KTHXBAI
Item number three:
My friend Taylor bought this mustache for a thing in a choir concert and we were playing with it, and he suddenly broke out in song.
I usually don't condone (c)rap music, but in this case I made an exception/remix.
Monday, February 25, 2008
A few items of business
Posted by collinhead at 4:25 PM
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3 comments:
Holy cheesenips, I have to agree with you on the onion thing. Not on this gum that must have been brewed by Satan himself, as I have never tried it, but...onions in general. The WORST food (can you even call it that?!) ever invented. I die a little each time I accidentally consume some. Seriously, though. Your mouth tastes like B.O. for like, three effing days afterwards. You have to perform a Wiccan ritual and summon an earth spirit just to start getting rid of it.
Also, that Taylor kid is in my seminary class. And he was talking about that mustache.NO JOKE! LOLOL LOLLERCAUST IT'S A SMALL WORLD.
k g2g slit my wrists bye.
Personally, I love onions. But it's because I made myself like them, and it has been proven that anything I force myself to like I become addicted to. I use onions whenever I can construct a decent rationale.
But I understand your pain. Time was once that I too despised onions, and the lingering nature of their flavor is annoying even for onion lovers. A good way to eradicate the smell is through lemon juice. I don't know how much you want to put that in your mouth, though. I generally use the lemon juice for my hands.
mexi stash!!!!
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