Yay!

78 words

I'm cool.

And Firefox seems very unresponsive today, it's like I'm using a PC. .... Oh, I am using a PC. I am getting really tired of having to click every link twice for it to go anywhere. And no it's not that the internet is going slow (well.. it is. But still, trust me on this one) pages don't even start loading. Weeeeeird!

AND last but not least, I went to Gandalfos (Spell..? I don't know, I spelled it as if it was that wizard man.) and it was AWESOME and I think I'll go there again when I'm feeling rich. 9 bucks for lunch ain't that great, but it sure is tasty!

Mission call!

I just got my call and I'm going to *drumroll*.....

The Fiji Suva mission! French speaking! All those years of french hasn't gone to waste!

Multimultilingual

Blogger is now available in a few new languages, and Persian is one of them. Come on, cats don't use computers. Silly Google engineers. One day they will learn what I know.

Oh and while I have your attention, let me just say that driving in the snow is slightly nerve wracking in rear-wheel drive. Goodness. I drove through the blizzard yesterday in a crappy truck with two thousand dollar mirrors in the back. I heard on the radio this morning that there were over 200 accidents on I-15 yesterday. And I was almost in like 15 of them. But I survived.

Other news for the day? I'm mad that Star Trek: TNG isn't coming on tv anymore. At least not on any of the channels I have. All the awesome power of my Dish DVR is going to waste recording crap off Cartoon Network for my brothers. This simply must stop. I'm not gonna do anything about it though, I've come down with a case of the lazy. It's in its advanced state, there's nothing anyone can do now.

Well that's all for now. Happy Wednesday!

Pokemon, GO!

My cat has been upgraded to Pokemon status.

... Everything is funny at 2 am.

One week later

Well it is almost exactly one week after I wrote my last entry, and once again I can't sleep. I don't like not being able to sleep when I want to. I wish I was like Data (I've been watching too much Star Trek: The Next Generation) and either be able to start a dream sequence on que, or not even need to sleep. Or both. But I need sleep. I just can't always get it. Meh.

So I rambled a little more and posted it, but it was pointless. After I posted it I looked at some of my previous blog entries, and wow. I make absolutely no sense. I have written some of the most random crap. I can hardly believe it. I think I took a lot of my old posts down, but I think they're still around in draft form. I am going to put them back up to see how much I've changed over the years. I think my first blog entry was back in 2005. Oh life was so dramatic then. Or rather, I sure thought it was. I've definitely changed since then. I hope it's for the better.

The point of this post? Don't ask. I like the sound of my own voice.

sleep deprived insanity

I can't sleep.
The sheep are nowhere to be found.
I think they're on a Serta commercial.

Yeah, it's a poem. No not really. I typed the first sentence and it wanted to become a poem. But it just wasn't in the cards. And it doesn't help that I can't write poems either way. I'm surprised anyone reads this junk I write.

What these sheep don't realize is that there are still plenty of people who don't have a Serta mattress who are in dire need of their services. I'm even willing to pay them, if only they'll jump over my bed in order. I knew sheep were dumb, but come on. Choose your battles. Leave Serta alone and come entertain me.

Now that one isn't a poem. It's more of a rant at the sheep. My sanity is beginning to deteriorate.

I slept for like 3 hours and then woke up abruptly. Now that's frustrating. Usually after I fall asleep, I can stay asleep. I don't know what the deal is here. I feel pretty tired, but when I close my eyes, pieces of a song keep spinning through my head and just dare me to try and fall asleep. Ironically the song is "Need some sleep" by The Eels. I just barely looked it up. The only place I've ever heard it is on Shrek. And I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I don't know why it chose to taunt me tonight.

I guess here is where I analyze myself or something. I don't know how this trend started. That one didn't work the sheep in. Maybe I'm giving up on them. I guess we'll just have to read on.

This post is becoming my two personalities fighting in writing. I wish at least one of them would go to sleep. That last sentence was almost written from the point of view of a third personality. Oh great. Now I'm in for it.

At this point I'm not sure if I'm on the writing part or the analyzing part, or why that even started. The point is, we're all going to bed. Rather, we're going to try and sleep. Since I'm already in bed.

Wow, I've really lost it.